How you know it's college basketball season in my house

Me, upon seeing Duke win and therefore not completely screw up my bracket: That's how we do it! SUCK ON IT! (makes lewd gestures toward the television and punches couch)
John: Classy.
Me, still on entirely too much of an adrenaline high: You knew this when you married me! You knew that when it was March Madness time...
John: (interrupts) It's just madness time.

I have all sorts of stuff to talk about, but you won't get any of it tonight because I'm still cheering on West Virginia. Also, in case you were wondering, my championship game is Kansas vs. Texas, and Kansas will be coming home with a title this year.